If it quacks like a duck

I really don't consider myself a Liberal. I think in a normal, sane world, I might even be a mild Republican. But in this political environment I'm some kind of left-wing Socialist. Why? Well, for the following reasons:

• I believe that every American citizen has the right to health care.
• I believe in evolution and the Earth is millions of years old.
• I believe in the Big Bang theory. I also believe in the theory of gravity.
• I believe that all children in America should have (at least) three nutritious meals a day.
• I never supported the Iraq war.
• I think we spend too much money on the military
• I think in some circumstances, unions are a good thing
• I know Obama was born in Hawaii and I know that Hawaii is a state in the USA.
• I'm an agnostic.
• I don't care one wit if gays get married, have children or sing Broadway songs.
• An abortion is a private matter between a woman and her doctor. It is a medical procedure
• Although I support responsible hunting, I think hand guns and assault riffles should be banned.
• Although I support a moment of silence, I think prayer and the Bible should be kept out of schools.
• I support Title IX.
• Guantanamo should be closed and water boarding is torture.
• We should spend more money on education.
• I think stem cell research is a good thing.
• I've never cheated on my wife, nor have I ever been to Argentina.

I guess I am a crazy Liberal.